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audacitymadethequeen:

I hate y’all

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  • Anonymousmy ex would always imitate bill cosby by going 'zip zop zuppidy' blah blah blah, because it made me laugh. so the very first time i ever gave him an handjob(also the first handjob i'd ever given), when he came he went 'ZIP ZOP ZUPPIDY BOP' not so much awkward as it was hilarious. but i thought i'd share
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straight white boy problem

supermoclel:

when she tells you her bra size and you have no idea what the fuck it means

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bukkakehokage:

girl: spank me daddy

me: I am not ready to be a father

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  • Anonymouswhen u wanna ask a girl out but she only dates ppl 6 ft and over
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    *ministraightwhiteboyproblems

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lztybrn:

remember way back in 2006 when the wii first came out and then the entirety of the world forgot how to hold onto something with a firm grasp so much that nintendo had to make a shock absorbing condom just so that tvs wouldnt get destroyed when people would end up sending this thing flying at their tvs at 900 miles per hour

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heteroh:

when your parents threaten to take your allowance away

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horse-ebook:

darrynek:

*picks up banana* hello

its your son. he is dead

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reblog if there is someone you would like to be giving oral sex to right now.

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