ilovesmoothjazz1998:

me: *DRINKS WATER UNTIL THE PISS IS CLEAR*

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witneyhouston:

me: hi, can i have a large—

starbucks employee: you mean a venti?

me: can we not do this 

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peacesword:

psyofficial:

are you from tennessee because your the only te

nnis player in the world congratulations

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audiencezombie:

koulin:

gamercrunch:

This guy knows how to Far Cry

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WHAT THE FUCK HOW DO YOU EVEN DO THAT

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lanashiftdelrey:

friends: how can u still wear black, its summer

me:

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babyspeight:

restlesslochness:

natnovna:

"obama is fuckin up"

true 

"should have voted for the other guy"

FALSE 

No. We should have voted for the other guy you twats. Were all fucking doomed now.

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