aluox:

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I don’t understand why but I really hate this shade of blue

(via karmaflavoredhorsecock)

dexysmidnightruners:

listening to a cool new song like

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“why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer

(via unprime)

Reblog if you’d fuck one of your followers.

elizabitchtaylor:

If the point of the Big Bang Theory was to show that male nerds can be just as sexist as male jocks then well done I guess

(via foxmetal)

cardsagainsthumanity

crowleylovesyou:

homestuckmofo:

does-anything-matter:

teeniero:

i am literally crying about how funny this gif is with this song omfg

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i thought this was one of those things hipsters post or whatever but it’S A MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE THING HOLY FUCK 

it geTS FUNNIER AS THE SONG GOES OMG

A song about Hell :D

(Source: addictwitapen, via kaitlyn-is-lucifers-incarnation)

Anonymous: omg i can squirt and I'm 15 is that normal? My boyfriend always makes me squirt while fingering me

perferted:

No it’s not normal. You’re not supposed to learn “Hydro Pump” until you’re level 42.
Nor should you be on my blog, Squirtle.


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